The Young Businesswoman

A young businesswoman had just started her own firm. She rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, she saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businesswoman picked up the phone and started to pretend she had a big deal working.

She threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally she hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

  GSM WAHALA

A woman asked her little son to call his dad while she takes her bath. So when she came out of the bathroom, she asked her son what the father said and the boy replied that it was a woman who spoke. The woman didn't even wait for any explanation, she started boiling and waiting for her husband to come back and see hell.

When her husband came back, she gave him 7 hot slaps before saying anything. In pain, the husband screamed 'what have I done?' and she narrated the story to him and asked who the woman that picked his phone was. The man was confused and replied, 'no woman picked my phone'. She called the son and asked him to tell his father who picked the phone and the little boy said ' daddy, when I called your phone, a woman picked it and said, "Sorry, the number you are calling is not available at the moment, pls try again later" the woman was so dumbfounded.

  Wife getting a cell phone

A young man bought his wife a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.
She was thrilled. The next day at the supermarket, her phone rang. "Hi Honey. How do you like your new phone?" he asked. "I love it," she replied, "But there's just one thing I don't understand." "What's that, Baby?"
"How in the heck did you know I was at Park n Shop?"
she asked.